Roommate wanted for a unique opportunity in a pre-war, non-Euclidean apartment. Utilities are stable, though the concept of 'straight' is optional. The main staircase, for instance, does not connect to any floor; it merely spirals into a consistent, breathable nowhere. The living room maintains a perfect 90-degree angle, though the adjacent dining area seems to occupy two points simultaneously. The kitchen is the primary feature: it exists entirely within the fourth spatial dimension, meaning you access it by shifting your orientation relative to the wall, rather than by opening a door. All appliances function normally, provided you remember to check your dimensional coordinates before using the sink. Ideal for someone who values conceptual flexibility over standard architectural comfort. Must be comfortable with ontological ambiguity. Rent is negotiable based on your ability to map out the space.
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