Preheat your internal stasis coil gradually. For ideal flavor, insist on medium-rare indigestion, allowing the emotional center to sweat slightly. To begin the process, locate the pliable nugget of Yesterday—it often presents as a glistening, vaguely copper disc, dusted with errant, iridescent spiderweb residue. Hand-planing the edge sharp is critical. Do not swallow whole. Instead, fold the disc neatly, pressing against the 'Remembered Regret' spot in your duodenum. When consumption begins, prepare yourself for inevitable visual fluctuations. Watch for flashes of unearned optimism (bright retinal blooms, like superheated carnival bulbs) accompanying the consumption of pre-empted joy. These blooms will clash audibly with the oily, slate-grey sheen radiating off incomplete conversational threads. Succeeding in this process generates notable runoff. Expect the vitreous humor to temporarily acquire streaked hues of faded neon moss after absorbing casual suggestions; note how the color settles fastest under nasal membrane inflammation. Residual chronal dust typically precipitates visible as ultrafine magenta phosphorescent motes along the visible lower epidermal layers, giving a momentary, eerie illusion of perpetual evening twilight. When satisfied, purge gently. Do not gag directly. The proper disposal leaves traces visible on nearby objects only during specific atmospheric moisture density levels: a tacky film incorporating the microscopic detritus of obsolete hairstyles and mineral sweat—shiny silver when viewed beneath artificial lemon lighting. Dispose of residue outside designated timeline drains only. Repeat consumption rarely.
Signal: steam
Mood: bright